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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

The Time DJ Pauly D Ruined My Life

On Monday I told you all about my INCREDIBLE trip to see the Backstreet Boys in Chicago with my mom. 

While the whole trip was amazing there were a few little glitches along the way. 

The first being our flight.

At 4:00am on Friday morning (three hours before our plane was scheduled to take off) my mom received a phone call notifying her that our flight had been cancelled but not to worry because we were booked on a different flight with a layover in Detroit (barf) that would have us to Chicago by 2pm. As this was totally and completely NOT happening my mom spent the next hour on the phone talking to two different agents getting us booked on another flight - which she did, a 7am into Midway instead of O'Hare.

So I get to the airport at 6am as instructed since security at MSP rarely takes more than 30 minutes to find that, of course, last Friday was an exception. Two of the security check points were closed and they only had one security dude checking IDs at each one. Thank you Mr. President for cutting down on TSA staff (mom - that's for you). After an hour of complaining in line we FINALLY get through security with approximately 2 minutes to get to the gate. Gate C11, which those of you from Minnie know, is like at the end of the airport. We're walking as fast as we can when we hear an announcement come over the loud speaker calling our names as the doors to our plane will "be closing shortly and not-reopening." Direct quote. So I full on sprint, which if you know anything about me means I'm huffing and puffing and not moving all that fast. I make it to gate C11 to see the words "Omaha, Nebraska" on the screen. The jerks straight up switched our gate which had we had ANY spare time we could have confirmed before making the trek halfway to Omaha also known as gate C11. Thankfully, the new gate was C12 which was just around the corner. I'm running down the hall waving my arms and yelling "I'm Kristin Fawver! I'm Kristin Fawver! Paula is right behind me!" The stand-by sharks were circling the counter and were noticeably upset when our sweaty asses flew through the gate door. But, we made it.
landed in Chicago!


If you read Monday's post you know what happened after that...shopping, photos, RPM, champagne, BACKSTREET BOYS.

But, there were more details I left out of Monday's post. I told you that Baylee Littrell (Brian's son) opened sang two songs for the boys but I did not mention that DJ Pauly D and Jesse McCartney were also opening acts.

I never watched Jersey Shore but because I don't live under a rock I know who Pauly D is...I've seen photos, I've seen videos, I've read headlines.
what a gem.

I had absolutely NO desire whatsoever to ever see him "DJ" aka stand on stage and spin records over a previously mixed montage of songs while randomly shouting "DJ PAULY D" and "EVERYBODY FIST PUMP". My mom and I purposely showed up late for the 7pm concert in hopes of missing some of this "act". The whole show started late so we had the pleasure of watching all 45 minutes of DJ Pauly D and I have to admit, it wasn't terrible. But I was there for the Backstreet Boys I would have sat through Lindsay Lohan performing an acapella version of her "single" Rumors...remember this trainwreck?
Literally nothing could have killed my mood and truthfully, Pauly D got the crowd going and played some pretty good music.

Fast forward to 11:00pm. The boys have been on stage for probably an hour and a half. They've performed almost all of their biggest hits, about 3 or 4 new songs and did an awesome acapella set. They are about to set up the next song they're going to perform and the screens behind them turn off. They play the whole "come on, come on we're still performing" and everyone in the crowd is going nuts because we all think it's an act. Turns out...not an act. The city of Chicago has an 11pm noise curfew and ten minutes after 11 they turned off the screens and the boys' microphones. Brian ran backstage to bargain for more time, Nick was so angry he forcefully threw his suit coat on the stage (which was hilarious, he's my favorite) and the others got the crowd to chant "one more song, one more song". The mics were turned on just long enough for the boys to apologize, explain the situation and reveal that the Chicago Police were in fact shutting down the concert. They also tried to squeeze in a song completely unplanned and acapella but the cops didn't fall for it and the show was OVER. Over before they got to play their new single, "In a World Like This", "I Want it That Way" OR "Everybody." Needless to say the crowd went bananas. I was fearful there would be riot.

It was definitely not an ideal way for the show to end and everyone was definitely bummed, BUT the boys put on a fantastic show and were clearly upset and were very apologetic for what happened. At the show they promised Chicago they would come back and give them a full show and a few hours later posted this video on Facebook and Instagram: 


Everyone at the concert knew that it wasn't the Backstreet Boys' fault and that it was out of their control. A lot of girls were blaming the Chicago Police, who were only doing their job and enforcing the rules. Some smart people realized the only person to blame was the production manager who was undoubtedly aware of the time restriction and somehow allowed the show to start nearly an hour late. BUT, I would say the blame was almost unanimously put on DJ Pauly D. Walking out of the pavillion we must have heard at least 100 drunken Backstreet Boys fans bitching about how long Pauly D played and if he would have cut down his time we could have seen all of BSB.

IT. WAS. HILARIOUS.

The rest of the night my mom and I were blaming every little thing on DJ Pauly D.

Our feet were sore from walking - Pauly D's fault.
Our cancelled flight earlier that morning - Pauly D's fault.
The creepy TV in our hotel room that was playing a static station when we walked in for the first time and then turned to it again on it's own late that night - Pauly D's fault.

Anyways, we are hoping and praying that the boys do another show in Chicago and honor the tickets of all who were there {they did that 14 years ago when they had to cancel a show in Minneapolis because Howie's sister passed away} because you KNOW we will be there!
Let's just hope DJ Pauly D is not.




Friday, July 19, 2013

Five on Friday.

It's Friday! Can I get a WHAT WHAT?
Normally this would mean I am at home with my peanut but today I am sweating my bootay off, running around like a crazy person and helping my dad make sure his big tournament goes off without a hitch....oh, and I may or may not be recovering from the BEYONCE concert last night! HOLLER!

Anyways, since I'm away from the blog world today I thought it would be a perfect opportunity to link -up for 5 on Fridays for the first time and share some random shiz that's on my mind.
UNO. 
It drives me bonkers when the only video you can find on YouTube for a new song is the lyrics. COME ON people, I want to see the music video! BUT, Karmin has a KICKASS lyric video that I have become strangely obsessed with. Check it out: 



DOS. 
{totally just looked up how to spell "dos". idiot.}
My sister-in-law's{my brother's wife} mom wrote a book! Like a legit novel. That was published. And is sold at Barnes & Noble. HOW COOL IS THAT?
The book sounds really good and I'm excited to read it!
Full review to come!
But in the meantime you should check it out online...and buy it...and then give it a five star review.
CLICK HERE!
OK? Thanks!


TRES.
Two weeks from today I will be in Chicago...and then will be back again the following weekend! I love Chicago and have been many times but always love finding new things to do or new restaurants to try!
Anyone have any fun recommendations?
We'll obvi be stopping by RPM in hopes of running in to B&G and getting the Kenley & Duke wedding ball rolling.


CUATRO.
I tried, I tried so damn hard to not play Candy Crush. In fact, I made so much fun of Jason and Carolyn for playing and then one day I tried it....and now I can't stop.
Anyone else totally addicted to this damn game?


CINCO. 
The Beeb's baby shower is ONE WEEK AWAY! One frickin' week! I am so damn excited. I have a TON to do this week, but I've made myself a checklist, a shopping list and a schedule so I am ready to dominate and throw the best damn shower in the history of baby showers. Well, second best, because nothing will beat my Bee Shower

Have a great weekend everyone!

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Breathe Stretch Shake....Let it Go.

Do you ever feel like everything just piles up at once? 

We're always busy in the summer and early fall but for some reason this year it's stressing me out more than usual. Don't get me wrong, I am SO excited for all the fun stuff coming up but we literally don't have a free weekend until October 5th, and these weekends include 4 weddings and 4 trips out of town and that my friends makes me feel sleepy...and also poor. 

Add to that a bunch of work projects, bills, hosting a baby shower, Jason's birthday, my dad's big tournament coming up, my baby and trying to find some time to keep the house and myself clean and I start to feel myself getting majorly anxious. 

Then I remember what my mom would always tell when I'd get stressed about school,
"just take things one at a time."
Or as I prefer to call it "Breathe, Stretch, Shake...Let it Go".


"Some days I make thousands, Some days I make millions"
THAT would be nice....wouldn't it?

I've made myself a nice hefty checklist which I've lovingly titled "Big Fat Checklist" which I spent more time making cute than actually checking things off of it. But hopefully now I can just take things one at a time and get them crossed off the list.

That's all I've got today people. 



Friday, June 28, 2013

Remember When I Used to Blog?

Happy-frickin-Friday everyone! 

I am at home with my baby girl who has a little cold, broke TWO teeth this week and is minutes away from crawling {so basically is an adult} and am PUMPED for another weekend full of fun!

I was sitting here thinking that I really should blog...ya know, so I can up the average of two posts a week to three. But I couldn't for the life of me come up with anything to write about. Apparently if I'm not recapping my weekend or sharing stories about Kenley, my mind is mega blank. 

So then I thought..why not turn to the people who get it....my fellow bloggers. 

So I want to know....

-Where do you find your blogging inspiration?
-How do you get motivated to compose a post?
-What kind of posts interest you the most?
-Do you have any questions for me? Or anything you'd like me to write about?
-What do you do to get out of a blogging slump?
-Should I just throw in the towel and be done with it? {kidding. kind of.}


I realize this hardly counts as a post, but I'm trying, right? 
And seriously, I need your help! 


I'll leave you with my kid trying to make moves. 

Have a great weekend everyone! 

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

The Time I Had Coffee with an FBI Agent

So yesterday, I had coffee with an FBI Agent. 
Legit. 

I'm not really sure what I'm allowed to share about this and what I'm not and after yesterday I am pretty terrified of the FBI...but the general back story is that I was called by an FBI Agent and asked to do an in person interview regarding an old friend who is undergoing a background check to get clearance for something that is clearly very important. I adore this individual and was frankly super curious, so I obliged. 

So yesterday, I drove to the Starbucks by my work to meet with Agent X, which is what I'll be calling him because I am certainly not going to share his name! Although, the name he gave me was probably not even his real name....or it was and I am making a way bigger deal out of this than necessary. Anyways, I was so curious and kind of excited, until I parked, then I got a little freaked out. What if this was all an elaborate plan to bust me and take me in for something I didn't actually do and will now have to somehow prove? But more realistically, how was I to know which guy was Agent X? I was really hoping he'd be in a black suit and sunglasses but highly doubted it. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to walk from table to table asking for Agent X and then I realized, DUH!, this guy probably has my photo and whole life story pulled up on his secret agent laptop and will definitely notice me.....which he did. Sneaky bastard. And, he was in fact wearing a black suit. No sunglasses though, which was a bummer. 

We take a seat at one of the tables and he flashes me his badge. His FRICKIN F-B-I BADGE! Then introduces himself as Agent X, describes his job, what he is doing, and then proceeds to recite some privacy act mumbo jumbo that went in one year and right out the other because I blacked out momentarily from disbelief of the situation. 

Then the interview started. Agent X very matter-a-factly asked me about my relationship with my friend, my friend's history, family, character, habits, hobbies, involvement with foreign countries, love for America etc. etc. etc. (that's not a joke.) Agent X literally rattled off each question one right after the other in such a serious matter that I was sure if I got tripped up I would be carried off to a padded room and be tortured until I answered the questions correctly. 

15 minutes of rapid fire questioning and I was done. Just another day in the life I suppose. Pretty uneventful but at least now I can say I've had coffee with an FBI Agent. 

I also have this strange feeling I'm being watched. 
Just Kidding. 
Kind of. 


Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Kristin + Jason = Love

I'm sure you've all seen this fun little game floating around blogland and when I saw it, I knew I had to participate. I like to think that Jason and I know each other really well....so why not put that to the test. I answered these questions first and then copy and pasted Jason's answers, so there was no cheating! 
I promise! 

1. How long have you been married?
K: 1 year, 4 months, 1 week and a day (I counted, I don’t just know that)
J: 1 yr and 4 months I think

2. Where was your first date?
K: We went to like 4 places trying to watch the Celtics game & saw a movie but we really spent the majority of the time in his Taurus. (and not in a dirty way….we drove around a lot that night)
J: At movie theater, saw American gangster. After driving in Taurus for 3 hours.

3. Where was your first kiss?
K: Bootleggers
J: Bootleggers

4. Who first said, "I love you"?
K: Jason
J: I did with a little help from good ol alcohol

5. What were your wedding colors?
K: Black & White
J: Black and white

6. What is her most commonly used phrase?
K: "You know what I’m saying?”
J: “You know what I’m saying”

7. Who is her celebrity crush?
K: Leo, duh.
J: Leo

8. If she was ordering drinks for both of you what would you each get?
K: A vodka water with green olives for me and probably a Blue Moon for him.
J: I'd get a beer and she'd get a vodka water with green olives 

9. What is the best meal she has ever cooked you?
K: I don’t think he has a favorite….
J: She's a pretty good cook, so there's more than one

10. What is the worst meal she has ever cooked you?
K: He will no doubt use this opportunity to make fun of my scrambled eggs.
J: Her whipped eggs 

11. What is the most-played song on her iPod?
K: Britney Spears, “Do Somethin’”
J: Either Britney or backstreet something

12. What would she say is your most annoying habit?
K: Playing with/saving his gum!!!
J: Saving my gum on things 
(you guys, he will take his gum out and put it on his cup, or the top of his chapstick or his plate and then re-chews it later…it is SO GROSS!)

13. What is the last thing she does before she goes to bed?
K: I check social media.
J: Checks twitter

14. What would you say is your favorite thing about her?
K: My smile
J: Her real smile

15. What's her go-to drink at Starbucks?
K: Venti Iced Soy Chai
J: Iced soy chai

16. What's her blog's name?
K: Busy Bee
J: Busy Bee

Not too shabby my JJ, not too shabby! 


Friday, March 8, 2013

An Open Letter

Dear Mother Nature, 

The jig is up. This cruel joke that you call winter is no longer funny. I am tired of my dirty car, tired of wearing my coat, tired of gray skies and brown snow. The anticipation of Christmas is over, the holiday lights are down, Valentines Day has come and gone....it's time and you know it. 

It's time to be tan.

It's time to spend our days on the boat... 

...and our nights by a bonfire. 

It's time for baseball. 

It's time to pull out the beach towel.  

It's time for refreshing cocktails on the patio. 

and most of all, it's time for me to spend every spare second laying by my pool. 

 I appreciate your time and your understanding. 

Sincerely, the vitamin D deprived, 

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Give Me the Bacon

This is BEYOND random, but a few weeks ago Jess posted about how her dad was an extra in Jaws (how cool is that?!) She ended her post with the mind-blowing discovery that she was less than 6 degrees from Kevin Bacon. Being that I absolutely LOVE Kevin Bacon {my mom and I call him Kevey Bakey---don't really know why} my wheels started turning...."what are the chances that I am 6 degrees from Kevin Bacon?"

and guess what friends...

I AM!

This is our friend Ryan (and his baby, Claire, who is no longer a baby):

Ryan's second cousin, Nick Shenk, wrote the movie Grand Torino.

Grand Torino starred Clint Eastwood.

Clint Eastwood directed the movie Mystic River starring ... KEVIN BACON!
HOLLER!

So then I started to think....
if it's that easy to connect to Kevin Bacon, why can't I connect with Leonardo DiCaprio?
And, well, I can: Ryan ----> Nick Schenk ----> Clint ----> Kevey Bakey who starred in Apollo 13 with Tom Hanks, who starred in Catch Me If You Can with Leo!
YES YES YES!

That's all I've got, off to ask Ryan for a HUGE favor....have a good day people.